thegits:

RONNY. RONNY. I TOLD YOU TO NOT PUT ON THE FUCKING SPRINKLERS, YOU SACK OF SHIT. I HATE WATER, IT MAKES ME NOXIOUS. I HAVE DELICATE EYES AND MY ALLERGIES ARE AWFUL AS IT IS. GOD RONNY, YOU’RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE- NOW I NEED TO SNEEZE.

thegits:

RONNY. RONNY. I TOLD YOU TO NOT PUT ON THE FUCKING SPRINKLERS, YOU SACK OF SHIT. I HATE WATER, IT MAKES ME NOXIOUS. I HAVE DELICATE EYES AND MY ALLERGIES ARE AWFUL AS IT IS. GOD RONNY, YOU’RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE- NOW I NEED TO SNEEZE.

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angelspit:

I want a guard goose.

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